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isaac "newt" newton. (
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we were born with nothing and we sure as hell have nothing now
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Re: LAUGHS
saints
2016-02-01 04:20 am (UTC)
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[ A combination of the two. ]
Son of a bitch, why are there
so many damn people who look like people I know.
[ There's a sigh that goes here. ]
Yeah, uh, call it magical calisthenics. It works best with a partner and I... really need one.
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limped
2016-02-01 04:36 am (UTC)
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I don't look like anyone but myself, shuck-face.
[
Newt's voice sounds a little tense at the thought. WCKD probably isn't above clones and it's a freaky thought.
]
Magical calisthenics? What the bloody hell is that even supposed to be? Like a wizard?
[
Something scratches in the back of his mind,
you're a wizard.
]
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saints
2016-02-01 04:48 am (UTC)
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Nope. Definitely sure you and Elliot bear a
real
scary resemblance.
[ Down, boy, down. ]
Listen, like you hone any skill, you have to hone your magic. It's just a thing that needs doing, man.
Wizard? Yeah. Basically. Wing of bat. Tongue of newt. Not as much toil and trouble as before, though. We've perfected that.
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limped
2016-02-01 04:58 am (UTC)
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Yeah, okay, sure.
[
Hear that? He's brushing you off Tristan, he doesn't buy a word of it.
]
T-tongue of Newt? [
Please leave his tongue alone???
] What do ya want with my tongue? I'm not givin' ya my tongue or helpin' you with your weird spell or whatever.
[
Newt isn't sure what's going on anymore.
]
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saints
2016-02-01 11:34 am (UTC)
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Newt? Your name is
Newt
. Wow. No, I meant the... lizard, not... a person's actual tongue. Bad example then... Tongue of Newt's cliché and doesn't really work that well anyways in most of the spells I have to use,
[ Aaaaanyways. ]
so even if it did require tongue from a boy named "Newt" I don't think I'd go that route.
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limped
2016-02-01 08:43 pm (UTC)
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Yes, my name is Newt and you aren't gettin' my buggin' tongue so you can get off that bloody thought.
[
He's still alarmed, this is alarming. Is there an option for car alarm noises in humans?
...
WHAT.
]
What shuck route would you go?
[
IS HE BEING HIT ON OR THREATENED????? HE'LL DO YOUR HEAD IN, MATE, HE AIN'T SCARED. POMERANIAN MODE ACTIVATED.
]
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Re: LAUGHS
Son of a bitch, why are there so many damn people who look like people I know.
[ There's a sigh that goes here. ]
Yeah, uh, call it magical calisthenics. It works best with a partner and I... really need one.
no subject
[ Newt's voice sounds a little tense at the thought. WCKD probably isn't above clones and it's a freaky thought. ]
Magical calisthenics? What the bloody hell is that even supposed to be? Like a wizard?
[ Something scratches in the back of his mind, you're a wizard. ]
no subject
[ Down, boy, down. ]
Listen, like you hone any skill, you have to hone your magic. It's just a thing that needs doing, man.
Wizard? Yeah. Basically. Wing of bat. Tongue of newt. Not as much toil and trouble as before, though. We've perfected that.
no subject
[ Hear that? He's brushing you off Tristan, he doesn't buy a word of it. ]
T-tongue of Newt? [ Please leave his tongue alone??? ] What do ya want with my tongue? I'm not givin' ya my tongue or helpin' you with your weird spell or whatever.
[ Newt isn't sure what's going on anymore. ]
no subject
[ Aaaaanyways. ]
so even if it did require tongue from a boy named "Newt" I don't think I'd go that route.
no subject
[ He's still alarmed, this is alarming. Is there an option for car alarm noises in humans?
...
WHAT. ]
What shuck route would you go?
[ IS HE BEING HIT ON OR THREATENED????? HE'LL DO YOUR HEAD IN, MATE, HE AIN'T SCARED. POMERANIAN MODE ACTIVATED. ]