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isaac "newt" newton. ([personal profile] limped) wrote2016-01-30 05:27 pm
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LAUGHS

[personal profile] limped 2016-02-01 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ Give Newt a minute to try to process the words that he's just been subjected to. Is he being hit on? Is he being harassed? ]

Ya seem to have the wrong number, I'm not Elliot.

[ Yeah, that's a great answer. But... He can't help his curiosity. ]

Spell?
saints: (eleven.)

Re: LAUGHS

[personal profile] saints 2016-02-01 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ A combination of the two. ]

Son of a bitch, why are there so many damn people who look like people I know.

[ There's a sigh that goes here. ]

Yeah, uh, call it magical calisthenics. It works best with a partner and I... really need one.
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[personal profile] limped 2016-02-01 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
I don't look like anyone but myself, shuck-face.

[ Newt's voice sounds a little tense at the thought. WCKD probably isn't above clones and it's a freaky thought. ]

Magical calisthenics? What the bloody hell is that even supposed to be? Like a wizard?

[ Something scratches in the back of his mind, you're a wizard. ]
saints: (fifty-four.)

[personal profile] saints 2016-02-01 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
Nope. Definitely sure you and Elliot bear a real scary resemblance.

[ Down, boy, down. ]

Listen, like you hone any skill, you have to hone your magic. It's just a thing that needs doing, man.

Wizard? Yeah. Basically. Wing of bat. Tongue of newt. Not as much toil and trouble as before, though. We've perfected that.
limped: (make time slower)

[personal profile] limped 2016-02-01 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, okay, sure.

[ Hear that? He's brushing you off Tristan, he doesn't buy a word of it. ]

T-tongue of Newt? [ Please leave his tongue alone??? ] What do ya want with my tongue? I'm not givin' ya my tongue or helpin' you with your weird spell or whatever.

[ Newt isn't sure what's going on anymore. ]
saints: (twenty-three.)

[personal profile] saints 2016-02-01 11:34 am (UTC)(link)
Newt? Your name is Newt. Wow. No, I meant the... lizard, not... a person's actual tongue. Bad example then... Tongue of Newt's cliché and doesn't really work that well anyways in most of the spells I have to use,

[ Aaaaanyways. ]

so even if it did require tongue from a boy named "Newt" I don't think I'd go that route.
limped: (hurts more is i would still die for you)

[personal profile] limped 2016-02-01 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, my name is Newt and you aren't gettin' my buggin' tongue so you can get off that bloody thought.

[ He's still alarmed, this is alarming. Is there an option for car alarm noises in humans?

...

WHAT. ]

What shuck route would you go?

[ IS HE BEING HIT ON OR THREATENED????? HE'LL DO YOUR HEAD IN, MATE, HE AIN'T SCARED. POMERANIAN MODE ACTIVATED. ]

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