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isaac "newt" newton. (
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we were born with nothing and we sure as hell have nothing now
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Pretending. It will in the future
limped
2016-02-01 07:44 am (UTC)
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tommy im gonna need a little more than that to know what youre talkin about .
hurraaaaah
shuckit
2016-02-01 07:49 am (UTC)
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there's this shuck parrot, man
it crapped on my backpack
and it stole my sandwich
and it's freaking following me
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limped
2016-02-01 07:55 am (UTC)
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bet it thinks you're a shucky lookin greenie .
was it a cheese sandwich ? are you wasting the little cheese we have ??
i will hunt that bird .
wait how did it get your sandwich ?
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shuckit
2016-02-01 08:00 am (UTC)
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well it definitely thinks im a shuckface because that's the one word it picked up out of everything i shouted at it after it took the sandwich
it might have been
good luck, ive been trying to hit it with rocks, its invincible
i was making map notes and i had my sandwich out on top of my pack and it swooped down like a slinthead and took it
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limped
2016-02-01 08:06 am (UTC)
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dont bloody feed my cheese to the wildlife !
and thats because you are a shuckface . shuckface .
you can fight grievers and hunt but you cant take a parrot ...
youre not getting another .
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shuckit
2016-02-01 08:09 am (UTC)
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i didnt!!! it was stolen!!!
says the klunkhead
yeah well grievers dont fly and theyre a lot bigger targets
whatever ill just fry this bird once i catch it
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limped
2016-02-01 08:17 am (UTC)
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you let it get stolen !
mmmm tommy this cheese sandwich is soo good .
really ?? i wasnt aware tell me more about grievers .
ill have another sandwich for you when you get back empty handed and stomached .
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2016-02-01 08:17 (UTC)
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shuckit
2016-02-01 08:22 am (UTC)
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i was busy! i didnt realize the bird was a demon bird!
i hate you man
ok if parrots are so easy to kill how about you come out here and hunt it down?
im staying out here til i get it. that bird is mine.
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limped
2016-02-01 08:27 am (UTC)
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sounds to me like you were just bein dumb .
mmmm cant read you over how good this sandwich is . i bet you wish you still had yours .
fine im comin to find ya and im bringin a sandwich for ya .
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shuckit
2016-02-01 08:32 am (UTC)
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i hope the devil parrot klunks on your head
no, no you enjoy your sandwich, newt
you know i think im gonna name it after you. the asshole bird. newt the jerk parrot.
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limped
2016-02-01 08:37 am (UTC)
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the parrot doesnt have it out for me .
i can multitask . which way did ya go ?
so ya wanna kill and eat a bird named after me ? thats jacked . im bloody weirded out .
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Pretending. It will in the future
hurraaaaah
it crapped on my backpack
and it stole my sandwich
and it's freaking following me
no subject
was it a cheese sandwich ? are you wasting the little cheese we have ??
i will hunt that bird .
wait how did it get your sandwich ?
no subject
it might have been
good luck, ive been trying to hit it with rocks, its invincible
i was making map notes and i had my sandwich out on top of my pack and it swooped down like a slinthead and took it
no subject
and thats because you are a shuckface . shuckface .
you can fight grievers and hunt but you cant take a parrot ...
youre not getting another .
no subject
says the klunkhead
yeah well grievers dont fly and theyre a lot bigger targets
whatever ill just fry this bird once i catch it
no subject
mmmm tommy this cheese sandwich is soo good .
really ?? i wasnt aware tell me more about grievers .
ill have another sandwich for you when you get back empty handed and stomached .
no subject
i hate you man
ok if parrots are so easy to kill how about you come out here and hunt it down?
im staying out here til i get it. that bird is mine.
no subject
mmmm cant read you over how good this sandwich is . i bet you wish you still had yours .
fine im comin to find ya and im bringin a sandwich for ya .
no subject
no, no you enjoy your sandwich, newt
you know i think im gonna name it after you. the asshole bird. newt the jerk parrot.
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i can multitask . which way did ya go ?
so ya wanna kill and eat a bird named after me ? thats jacked . im bloody weirded out .