we were born with nothing and we sure as hell have nothing now

[limped]

[ text | voice | video | action ]

Comments

[shuckit]

well it definitely thinks im a shuckface because that's the one word it picked up out of everything i shouted at it after it took the sandwich

it might have been

good luck, ive been trying to hit it with rocks, its invincible

i was making map notes and i had my sandwich out on top of my pack and it swooped down like a slinthead and took it

[limped]

dont bloody feed my cheese to the wildlife !

and thats because you are a shuckface . shuckface .

you can fight grievers and hunt but you cant take a parrot ...

youre not getting another .

[shuckit]

i didnt!!! it was stolen!!!

says the klunkhead

yeah well grievers dont fly and theyre a lot bigger targets

whatever ill just fry this bird once i catch it

[limped]

you let it get stolen !

mmmm tommy this cheese sandwich is soo good .

really ?? i wasnt aware tell me more about grievers .

ill have another sandwich for you when you get back empty handed and stomached .

[shuckit]

i was busy! i didnt realize the bird was a demon bird!

i hate you man

ok if parrots are so easy to kill how about you come out here and hunt it down?

im staying out here til i get it. that bird is mine.

[limped]

sounds to me like you were just bein dumb .

mmmm cant read you over how good this sandwich is . i bet you wish you still had yours .

fine im comin to find ya and im bringin a sandwich for ya .

[shuckit]

i hope the devil parrot klunks on your head

no, no you enjoy your sandwich, newt

you know i think im gonna name it after you. the asshole bird. newt the jerk parrot.

[limped]

the parrot doesnt have it out for me .

i can multitask . which way did ya go ?

so ya wanna kill and eat a bird named after me ? thats jacked . im bloody weirded out .